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oriolesmagic: davidcho: IS ANYONE ELSE PAYING ATTENTION TO THE 36-HOUR TANTRIC SEX SESSION THAT DIDDY IS LIVE TWITTERING??!?!?!?!? http://twitter.com/iamdiddy I would honest to god pay money to follow a Twitter written by Manny if it was just half as funny as this or Shaq’s. “I am twittering to you guys while rounding the bases after hitting a homer. I’m just Manny being Manny! LOL!1 ^_^”

oriolesmagic:

davidcho:

IS ANYONE ELSE PAYING ATTENTION TO THE 36-HOUR TANTRIC SEX SESSION THAT DIDDY IS LIVE TWITTERING??!?!?!?!?

http://twitter.com/iamdiddy

I would honest to god pay money to follow a Twitter written by Manny if it was just half as funny as this or Shaq’s.

“I am twittering to you guys while rounding the bases after hitting a homer. I’m just Manny being Manny! LOL!1 ^_^”

  1. boombashpow reblogged this from oriolesmagic and added:
    “I am twittering to you guys while rounding the bases after hitting a homer. I’m just Manny being Manny! LOL!1 ^_^”
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    Rookie. MC Lyte and I used to go a full 40 plus overtime.
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    i saw this post and now I can’t stop laughing. i don’t know why.
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    This is why no one can parody Diddy.
  16. oriolesmagic reblogged this from davidcho and added:
    I would honest to god pay money to follow a Twitter written by Manny if it was just half as funny as this or Shaq’s.
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    It can’t be that great, if he is twittering.
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