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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

ADAM SCOTT: [Nick Offerman] has a wood shop and he makes canoes. It’s really weird.JIMMY KIMMEL: For what purpose?ADAM SCOTT: I don’t know!JIMMY KIMMEL: Has he made you a canoe?ADAM SCOTT: Well, you know, actually, our last hiatus he texted me asking me for my address saying he had something for me so I was like ‘oh he made me something’. ‘He carved, he whittled me a bong, or like some beautiful’…because I know once for his wife he whittled a bouquet of roses out of like rare Asian oak or something, so I thought he was going to make me something awesome. So, I get home, I give him my address and I get home and on my front porch wrapped is a gift was just the TV show the Bachelorette - just a Bachelorette calendar. Yeah. I was like, fuck you, man!

ADAM SCOTT: [Nick Offerman] has a wood shop and he makes canoes. It’s really weird.
JIMMY KIMMEL: For what purpose?
ADAM SCOTT: I don’t know!
JIMMY KIMMEL: Has he made you a canoe?
ADAM SCOTT: Well, you know, actually, our last hiatus he texted me asking me for my address saying he had something for me so I was like ‘oh he made me something’. ‘He carved, he whittled me a bong, or like some beautiful’…because I know once for his wife he whittled a bouquet of roses out of like rare Asian oak or something, so I thought he was going to make me something awesome. So, I get home, I give him my address and I get home and on my front porch wrapped is a gift was just the TV show the Bachelorette - just a Bachelorette calendar. Yeah. I was like, fuck you, man!

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