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Mallory. 25. New Jersey.
I thoroughly enjoy: my Miniature Schnauzer Clark Carlton, comic books, baseball (Giants and Phillies), the Marx Brothers, updating my Netflix instant queue, Jimmy Stewart movies, photos of David Price with his dog, not planning my 2012 wedding, and Ryan Adams' music.

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ADAM SCOTT: [Nick Offerman] has a wood shop and he makes canoes. It’s really weird.JIMMY KIMMEL: For what purpose?ADAM SCOTT: I don’t know!JIMMY KIMMEL: Has he made you a canoe?ADAM SCOTT: Well, you know, actually, our last hiatus he texted me asking me for my address saying he had something for me so I was like ‘oh he made me something’. ‘He carved, he whittled me a bong, or like some beautiful’…because I know once for his wife he whittled a bouquet of roses out of like rare Asian oak or something, so I thought he was going to make me something awesome. So, I get home, I give him my address and I get home and on my front porch wrapped is a gift was just the TV show the Bachelorette - just a Bachelorette calendar. Yeah. I was like, fuck you, man!

ADAM SCOTT: [Nick Offerman] has a wood shop and he makes canoes. It’s really weird.
JIMMY KIMMEL: For what purpose?
ADAM SCOTT: I don’t know!
JIMMY KIMMEL: Has he made you a canoe?
ADAM SCOTT: Well, you know, actually, our last hiatus he texted me asking me for my address saying he had something for me so I was like ‘oh he made me something’. ‘He carved, he whittled me a bong, or like some beautiful’…because I know once for his wife he whittled a bouquet of roses out of like rare Asian oak or something, so I thought he was going to make me something awesome. So, I get home, I give him my address and I get home and on my front porch wrapped is a gift was just the TV show the Bachelorette - just a Bachelorette calendar. Yeah. I was like, fuck you, man!

teamcoco: Dr. Dog’s new album “Be The Void” comes out next Tuesday, but you can listen to the entire thing on TeamCoco.com today! It’s Internet magic! Also, be sure to tune in next Wednesday, February 8th to see them on the show!

teamcoco:

Dr. Dog’s new album “Be The Void” comes out next Tuesday, but you can listen to the entire thing on TeamCoco.com today! It’s Internet magic! Also, be sure to tune in next Wednesday, February 8th to see them on the show!

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britta-perry:

Ellen tells Kristen there’s a sloth nearby. x

geek-art: Geek-Art Store Exclusive : “Lord of the Capsules” Exclusive Print by Gregoire Guillemin Geek-Art is proud to announce a new collaboration with French graphic designer Gregoire Guillemin, now famous for his “capsules” on the web ! Our collaboration begins with 2 exclusive products that you will find EXCLUSIVELY on the Geek-Art Store next week ! More infos on those in the days to come…   First of all, introducing Lord of the Capsule, an exclusive artwork by Greg Guillemin for Geek-Art ! As usual, 60x40 cm, 225g fine art paper, 100 exemplaries only, shipped with a Geek-Art certificate of authenticity signed and numered by Greg ! THOU SHALL NOT SPOT THEM ALL !

geek-art:

Geek-Art Store Exclusive : “Lord of the Capsules” Exclusive Print by Gregoire Guillemin

Geek-Art is proud to announce a new collaboration with French graphic designer Gregoire Guillemin, now famous for his “capsules” on the web ! Our collaboration begins with 2 exclusive products that you will find EXCLUSIVELY on the Geek-Art Store next week ! More infos on those in the days to come…  

First of all, introducing Lord of the Capsule, an exclusive artwork by Greg Guillemin for Geek-Art ! As usual, 60x40 cm, 225g fine art paper, 100 exemplaries only, shipped with a Geek-Art certificate of authenticity signed and numered by Greg ! THOU SHALL NOT SPOT THEM ALL !

Paul Brittain leaving SNL | EW

-saturdaynightlive:

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I'm putting this everywhere.

Hello Tumblr friends, 

I entered my dog Clark into a contest through the Showboat Casino to become one of six new spokesdogs… so if you could vote, I, and my miniature schnauzer would really appreciate it. 

Thanks guys. :)

kellyoxford:

Kristen Bell and I have the same excited/sad crying scale.
Holy shit, I love you Kristen.

SLOTHS!

bunnyfood: (via memewhore)

bunnyfood:

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mightyflynn: James Dean, ca. 1948 [detail] Fairmount (Indiana) American Legion baseball team (photo by Michael Ochs/Getty Images)

mightyflynn:

James Dean, ca. 1948 [detail]

Fairmount (Indiana) American Legion baseball team

(photo by Michael Ochs/Getty Images)

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consumptionlog: The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret - In Which Todd Accidentally Learns a Secret and Brent and Doug Get Closer to Further from the Truth Todd continues his downward spiral, when he talks to Alice, who says that he is adopted. Then he gets depressed and goes to a bar, and gets trapped by drunk british bachelorettes. Meanwhile, Dave continues his tomfoolery with the help of Jon Hamm, who we find out IS ACTUALLY JON HAMM!!! Hahahahahahaha

consumptionlog:

The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret - In Which Todd Accidentally Learns a Secret and Brent and Doug Get Closer to Further from the Truth

Todd continues his downward spiral, when he talks to Alice, who says that he is adopted. Then he gets depressed and goes to a bar, and gets trapped by drunk british bachelorettes. Meanwhile, Dave continues his tomfoolery with the help of Jon Hamm, who we find out IS ACTUALLY JON HAMM!!! Hahahahahahaha

herochan: Sketch Sunday: Ramona Flowers as Catwoman  Artist note: Just a little sketch I did based on this image and, of course, Bryan Lee O’Malley’s awesome work. Created & submitted by Romtin Erfani

herochan:

Sketch Sunday: Ramona Flowers as Catwoman 

Artist note: Just a little sketch I did based on this image and, of course, Bryan Lee O’Malley’s awesome work.

Created & submitted by Romtin Erfani

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